I wouldn't normally devote a blog entry filled with distaste to a Xangan that has a higher posting rate than I do, but I've really gotta diss on
Paul and an SOS diss isn't going to do it justice. Chances are this won't either because I've been out of the loop with Xanga's goings-ons and haven't been in a blogging mood lately, but here goes.
Why is this guy so popular? His observations are trite and obvious and his attempts at satire are flatter than grade schoolers. I have yet to see an entry by this guy that even sparks a smirk let alone anything of worth. It's like he waters himself down before he even starts posting but it's of popular opinion lately that he can't doesn't even have the moxie in the first place to water himself down. So if that's this case, this guy is either watering down water or trying quite hard and failing even harder. The latter being the more obvious choice.
Then there's
TheoDan. I like this guy. This guy started with the whole "ask questions and others will blog for you" technique way before Paul ever came onto the scene. A lot of people don't like TheoDan because of that but he's at least interesting when he comments back to you. And please people, don't hate on TheoDan if he doesn't get back to you, he's only got about thousands of subscribers. And yes, he's an admitted comment whore and avid self-promoter, but you're the ones (the ones that comment on him) that make him bigger.
So, I guess if you are a reader and fan of Paul, you like that he does the same thing as TheoDan by asking a question at the bottom of every post AND gives his sordid opinion on the matter. But really, if you're opinion is nothing more than his blatantly obvious opinion, why are you even bothering to answer his questions? Though I understand, a monkey with a lobotomy can/has written better responses on his blogs but should we really feed this guy?
I remember when I came back to Xanga again and people were informing of Paul and that I might like this guy. So, I befriended him to keep tabs on him. But everytime I clicked on his entries in my inbox I saw nothing more than petty bullshit and plagiarism (Dan's style). Now, you can return to sucking Paul's cock if you wish and you can by all means call me a piss poor blogger, but I'm just saying, this guy is less than the cat's pajamas and not even close to a bag of chips. I apologize for the last two examples. I'm going to stick with TheoDan as my informant on random news stories and petty infatuations with pop culture.
Also boobs.
