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Tuesday, 03 November 2009

I'm sick of this place. I'm leaving.
Thursday I'm deleting this shit-house!

Friday, 02 October 2009

Real Life is a Bitch Part II...
There will be no Shout-Out Sunday this week either because I'm suddenly getting scheduled insanely early shifts on Sundays as well. That's it. Bye.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

The Official Shout-Out Sunday Request Post.

Alright folks, its Thursday (read Friday) so that means this is “The Official Shout-Out Sunday Shout-Out and Diss Request Post.” That means I’ll only take shout-outs and disses from this post up until about 10 p.m. central/U.S. time on Saturday. Until it gets more popular I’m doing 10 o’ clock at night and then I’ll change it to 12 mid-night. I say only this post so I don’t have to go through other posts and find random off-comment requests. All others on any other post or too late will be burned in the incinerator and not used. Don’t get upset if this happens to you; just wait for the next Thursday (probably).
Shout-Outs: Any Xanga, Off-Xanga Link, Concept, Inanimate Object, etc. that you want to give praise to. You can't shout-out yourself anymore.
Disses: Any Xanga, Off-Xanga Link, Concept, Inanimate Object, etc. that you feel royally sucks. You can, however, diss yourself.

COMMENCE!

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Paul and Theo; A Comparison

I wouldn't normally devote a blog entry filled with distaste to a Xangan that has a higher posting rate than I do, but I've really gotta diss on Paul and an SOS diss isn't going to do it justice. Chances are this won't either because I've been out of the loop with Xanga's goings-ons and haven't been in a blogging mood lately, but here goes.

Why is this guy so popular? His observations are trite and obvious and his attempts at satire are flatter than grade schoolers. I have yet to see an entry by this guy that even sparks a smirk let alone anything of worth. It's like he waters himself down before he even starts posting but it's of popular opinion lately that he can't doesn't even have the moxie in the first place to water himself down. So if that's this case, this guy is either watering down water or trying quite hard and failing even harder. The latter being the more obvious choice.

Then there's TheoDan. I like this guy. This guy started with the whole "ask questions and others will blog for you" technique way before Paul ever came onto the scene. A lot of people don't like TheoDan because of that but he's at least interesting when he comments back to you. And please people, don't hate on TheoDan if he doesn't get back to you, he's only got about thousands of subscribers. And yes, he's an admitted comment whore and avid self-promoter, but you're the ones (the ones that comment on him) that make him bigger.

So, I guess if you are a reader and fan of Paul, you like that he does the same thing as TheoDan by asking a question at the bottom of every post AND gives his sordid opinion on the matter. But really, if you're opinion is nothing more than his blatantly obvious opinion, why are you even bothering to answer his questions? Though I understand, a monkey with a lobotomy can/has written better responses on his blogs but should we really feed this guy?

I remember when I came back to Xanga again and people were informing of Paul and that I might like this guy. So, I befriended him to keep tabs on him. But everytime I clicked on his entries in my inbox I saw nothing more than petty bullshit and plagiarism (Dan's style). Now, you can return to sucking Paul's cock if you wish and you can by all means call me a piss poor blogger, but I'm just saying, this guy is less than the cat's pajamas and not even close to a bag of chips. I apologize for the last two examples. I'm going to stick with TheoDan as my informant on random news stories and petty infatuations with pop culture.

Also boobs.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Shout-Out Sunday; Vol. 2, No. 8: Extra Spicy Diss Edition

Shout-Outs:*

TheoDan - "...for the save the boobs campaign." AKA Tits - Shouted-Out by Me, The44thHour, QuellBell, and All Fans of Boobs.

To Anyone Who Thinks I'm Worth Being Shout-Outed - Shouted-Out by Dare2BDiferentt. Which was apparently no one. Sorry buddy. Also it's called being "shouted-out" and it's spelled different.

The Wicker Man - "...the old one with Christopher Lee gets a major shout out." - Shouted-Out by Paige.

A Certain Hit and Run Driver - "...who killed LAPD's own Randall 'Randy' Phillips on the 12th of this month!" - Big Time Shouted-Out by Xcholo4u.

Odiada - "...for all the awesome disses." - Shouted-Out by Me.

Paige - "...for being so hot that she gets multiple request for boobage. Also shout out to Paige for having appeal to men and women." - Shouted-Out by TheoDan.

Chairs - "I mean really, what would we do without chairs?" - Shouted-Out by The44thHour.

Kike - "...because I love him." - Shouted-Out by Quellers.

Killdozer - "...god bless the killdozer and all those who dwell within the killdozer, which taught us that local politics is the perfect platform for justifying psychotic acts of intense malevolence towards our fellow man, and also it will FUCK YO' HOUSE UP FLAT AS TITS." - Shouted-Out by Tony.

Impromptu Musical Moments - "...when i was 9 i memorized all the words to American Pie (The Day The Music Died by Don McLean). now i can play it on the guitar too and my friend who knows this is a little mental about always wanting me to play it. today at a gator tailgate this same friend grabbed a guitar someone had and started bothering me to sing it. i told him get lost. the obnoxious bastard wouldnt stop nagging and then more people joined his crusade, so i finally thought, 'fuck it. most of these people are drunk anyway. why the hell not?' i snagged the guitar, took a seat and commenced to singing. i played and sang and as i did more people came over and before i was half way through (it's kind of a long song btw) i had myself a small crowd singing along. softly, except during the chorus. they knew that part well...
'I started singin,
Bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry...'
i'd hit the chorus and the crowd sang loud. it was a hell of a blast." - Shouted-Out by Curt.

Disses:**

Kanye Memes - "...overdone..." and "...to anyone who comes after me and makes a Kanye joke." - Dissed by DMV, Mr. Colorful, and TheoDan.

Haters of Dan's Boob Projects - "BOOBS ARE AWESOME!" - Dissed by DMV and Mr. Colorful. Yep, that means you U I S.

Me - "...for falling asleep and thus failing to deliver your promised posts last night (thursday night)." - Dissed by Mr. Colorful.

Schizophrenic Idiots - "...who can't decide what they want other than to hate everything that currently exists and force society to function how they've decided it did during biblical times." - Dissed by Mr. Colorful.

People Who Don't Care About Breast Cancer - Dissed by TheoDan.

Women That Suggest We Have A Save The Penis Campaign - Dissed by TheoDan.

Diss To Anyone That Disses Me - Dissed by Dare2BDiferentt.

Quellers - Dissed by Dare2BDiferentt. See Above^.

Cheesecake - Dissed by Walden Thoreau.

The Wicker Man (Cage Version) - Dissed by Walden Thoreau and Trun. And yes, you DO want to click the link. Very much so.

Movie Remakes in General - Dissed by Walden Thoreau and Me.

Trun - "...for not reading all the comments before commenting and being redundant." and "...for spelling review like revue. I was really excited about her beer revue. What a let down." AND "...for having more boob requests then me (quellers)!" - Dissed by Trun, Odiada and Quellers.

Xcholo4u - "...for being an insensitive bastard who holds a grudge for 20 years." and "...for immediately blocking me after I create a new site. It's been almost four years now, dude. I mean, you're not even good at acting like a gangster. You ain't foolin' no one, homie, except your middle-age mother posse."- Dissed by Xcholo4u and Odiada.

DMV - "...for Obamanizing his profile pic. You're above that shit, dude." - Dissed by Odiada.

TheoDan - "...for writing a tl;dr comment on Paul_Partisan's post." - Dissed by Odiada.

Paul_Partisan - "...for being a putz." - Dissed by Odiada and Me.

Xanga - "...for not taking advantage of memes enough." - Dissed by Odiada.

Milla Jovovich - "...for her big fat jew nose." - Dissed by Odiada.

Odiada's College (no link because I don't know which college he attends.) - "...for being full of dykes and kikes." - Dissed by Odiada.

Odiada's Black Bed Sheets "...for the obvious reasons." - Dissed by Odiada.

Hector - "...for pretending to be an atheist. That motherfucker needs a friend. A fictional friend will do just as well." - Dissed by Odiada.

Authentic Leather - "...for smelling like cow shit." - Dissed by Odiada.

K-Mart Cola - "...for tasting like crap." - Dissed by Odiada.

Swiss Miss - "...for tasting like piss." - Dissed by Odiada.

People Who Keep Sending Me Messages to Get Paige to Help Out in Save The Boobs. - Dissed by TheoDan.

Dare2bdiferentt - "FUCK (him) in the ass with his own throat..." and "...in the throat with his own ass..." AND "...And fuck his fucking godawful fucking spelling too." - Dissed HARD by Quellers.

The44thHour - "...for being a fucking moron. Who gives a shit about chairs, just sit on the fucking couch then." - Dissed by Quellers.

Everyone Who Doesn't Think I'm Hot and Hopelessly Want to See My Tits! - Dissed by Quellers.

Drunkards That Interrupt and Puke Away My Game Watching Comfort. - "...at the gator / volunteer game today (which i delude myself into believing you all watched and enjoyed because that makes me like you people better) some doctor seated a short way from me puked his brains out then passed out. EMTs came and hauled his drunk carcass away." - Dissed by Curt.

The Judges at The Sunburn Film Fest - "...whom as of 2:07 a.m./central have still not judged any videos and for being a full fucking week late with their judgment. Also, they will get dissed yet again if my friend's video doesn't win the goddamn thing." - Dissed by Me.

Swirling_Spiral - "...for trying to diss on last Sunday's SOS (er...Monday's) when it is clearly written in the rules that I only take disses and shout-outs on Official Shout-Out Sunday Requests Posts even when she copy/pasted the rules that said exactly that, thus proving she is borderline illiterate and refuses to do things by the rules. Also, though she hasn't done it lately, she used to stalk me and the last thing I need is some middle-aged lady stalking me with too much time on her damn hands. She'll also get mad at me for being mean to her when I've made it clear on several occasions that I do not like
her and wish she'd leave me the fuck alone. Get a life and a clue, bitch."- Dissed by Me.

* **Disclaimer: Shout-Out Sunday was invented a long time ago originally by the now dead journal, KyJo. This is the exact same thing only done by the same inventor under a different name. Formal Shout-Outs and Disses can and will be presented on the Thursday post of each week and all others on other posts, messages, etc. will become null and void and thrown into a furnace and burned alive. Anything can be Shout-ed out or Dissed, even but not limited to inanimate objects, dead people, anything off Xanga, On Xanga, etc. I will post a Shout-Out or a Diss in the proper category as suggested by the request of someone on said Thursday post, even if I am in favor or distaste of said Shout-Out or Diss. If you don't like it, grow some fucking thick skin and write better shit or don't be an asshole (unless you're doing it right.). On said Thursday, all requests of Shout-Outs or Disses are to be placed by Saturday at 10 p.m./Central/US. All others will be thrown in the aforementioned furnace. I also test all links after posting to make sure they work, so forgive the repeat footprints. The only animals harmed during this and every Shout-Out Sunday are catfish... They are tasty.